Random Notes

I am better at baking banana bread

than I am at playing the guitar.

I bleed, sometimes, when the bird

bites me.

I listen to talk radio, but not to Rush,

Sean, Laura, or Glenn: they make me puke

as they insult my intelligence.

Geraldo and Imus are entertaining.

I can hang with Huckabee.

I don’t much agree with him,

but he is not a schmuck.

I like to walk my dogs,

but not today: 37 degrees is way too cold.