Better than LSD

I had taken the dogs out to the front yard to piss

and I was, again, struck by the beauty of our azalea bushes.

I made the analogy that the azaleas gave to me the same beauty

that lsd had given to me when I was way younger than I am today.

Then I realized that lsd never delivered like these bushes do

for beauty, that most of our lsd was spiked with strychnine.