‘Cept for Alice

Everything is possible at the supermarket.

Dreams can come true at the supermarket.

You can get everything you need, at the supermarket.

You can get a man to be your chaperone, at the supermarket.

He’ll take you groceries to your car if store policy lets him.

You can get a can of tuna, some lettuce, and some of that

fattening ravioli that come in a can. You can get ice cream.

You can get white grapes, and a bag, or two, of peanuts.

You can get most anything, cept for Alice.