An open love note

Can I catch poison from you? I'm scratching.

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I doubt it, my spots haven't broken open.  That is when it's contagious

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You'll have to move into a hotel room when they do.

You might have fleas from the dogs.  That would be more likely than catching poison oak from me right now

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If you lay down with dogs, you'll catch fleas, is something my dad might have said.