I might help paint; baseboards, though, are the worst. She says that she is the best. Painter. I’m sure that she is. She is good at

a lot of things. I took my pills, this morning, put a pharmaceutical strength eye drop in each eye, and squirted two blasts in each nostril from a doctor ordered nose spray.

She is outside doing yard work. At 8:58 am. She is trimming a bush. I have been stashing the trimmings in a large trash can, meaning to bring it down to the woods and dump it out when she is done.

We should just dump all our trash in the woods. Especially the recycling.