I was walking the dogs, yesterday, down our street, and 
there were two landscapers unloading their mowers, and one
of them sitting in the front seat of their truck. Something
felt weird about them, so I just passed with the dogs
without saying a word. Behind me I heard the guy who
had just gotten out of the truck say, "Look, he's got three
girlfriends..."

I was really curious if I could break the guy's nose with a forearm
shot, but then realized that I would have his two buddies on
me and would be facing an assault charge, so I just walked
on silently. Sometimes, the best thing to do is to do nothing.