Lemonade

Lemonade

Her neighbor banged on her door

at 4 am telling her how much he loved her.

I told her to unrequit his love by dialing 911.

She said he said that he has been thinking about me.

It’s one thing to think about someone,

another thing to bang on their door

in the middle of the night.

He's a marine, she said.

"Not a good soldier," was my reply.