If you are going to pack Joan a sandwich

make sure that you put the bread in a separate

container so that the bread does not touch the other

stuff going on the sandwich, whatever that might

be.

I made Joan a tuna sandwich, for work, this morning,

right before she left, and tonight when she got home

she said that it, “Tasted funny. Did you put mayonnaise

in it?”

“Why no,” I said I didn’t. A few minutes later, Joan came back from the trashcan with the tuna label. It was the kind you buy in foil packets, and it said, “Tuna Salad.” Why the dang girl had

eaten mayonnaise, something that she detests almost as much as death.