Kobain choked up a hair ball, last night, that went all over my bedside table, and onto my leg, a bit, waking me and Joan, Joan asking,’

“What  happened?”

“Why,  honey, the cat either puked or shitted something onto my leg. Go back to sleep, it will be ok.

I cleaned the mess up with a very large wad of toilet paper,

and I threw it all into the toilet. A moment ago, about to piss,

I noticed that I had not flushed the nasty conglomeration down the toilet. I did, and half of it hung back, on the toilet, wanting to taunt me for the rest of the day.