Morrison likes to take a dump in the woods. Dylan likes to dump on the front lawn. Penni, mostly, poops in her kennel, in the backyard, or in the kitchen, or living room, the latter two displeasing us greatly. Morisson, also, likes to jam himself through the cat door that leads to the basement, and relieve himself there. The cats have taken to pooping at the bottom of the basement steps. The bird shits in her cage, sometimes on one of her perches. The baby turtles, George and John, poop in the water that is inside their aquarium. Rue Paul poops not in his aquarium, but in a separate container that I feed her in. Patsi Cline, our very pretty goldfish, poops in her aquarium. I will have to clean her, and the baby turtles’ tank soon. This has been The Poop Report

by Mikel K