Were there drag queen cavemen?

Did cavemen panhandle?

Did they have collection agencies?

Give me back that rock,

or I’ll hit you with this stick.

Were there homeless cavemen?

Alcoholic cavemen?

Cavemen smoking weed?

I have never heard the term, “cavewoman.”

Why not?

Did cavemen believe in God?

Did they write a book and say it was written by God?

Did one caveman die so all the others could live?