I’m a real nice guy, but

I’m a real nice guy

but I like to get drunk

and when I get drunk

it puts all around me

in a funk.

I’m a real nice guy

but I’m more familiar

with the inside of

the drunk tank

than I am the inside of

the church.

I’m a real nice guy.

I’m a real nice guy,

but when I blackout

you don’t want to be about.