Our gold fish, Patsy Kline, passed last week.
I found Joan in the kitchen crying over Patsy's
bloated, upside down body. I bought five little 
15 cents a piece fish to replace Patsy. They 
died a couple of days ago. I didn't name these
five, I just called them numbers 1 through 5,
knowing it would be easier on me if they died
if I had not named them. I've never had any
luck with goldfish. Joan says that she wants to
put plants in the aquarium.