This ain’t no country song

I’m not a redneck.

I don’t drive a truck.

I don’t drink beer.

I don’t eat much fried chicken.

I love my country,

but I don’t sing about it

in a country song.

This ain’t no country song, son.

This ain’t no country song.

And I ain’t no singer

in a country band.

No sir, this ain’t no country song.