This ole world is a county fair

This ole world is a county fair.

There’s something to do over here

there’s something to do over there.

You can ride the ride of life

you can ride the ferris wheel.

You can look at your fellow women

and men; you can look at a pig

that’s trying to win a contest.

This old world is a county fair.

Sometimes it’s fun, some times

it’s unfair like a carny that’s having you

shoot basketballs at a hoop that is too small.

This old world is a country fair.

Sometimes, I don’t shave in the morning.