He can

He can catch a rattlesnake

put it in a burlap bag; kill it; cook it.

He can keep his wife and children

in food with his gun and his bow.

He can build a house.

He can fix a car,

but he won’t go near Jim Beam

no matter what is going on.

He used to fight a lot;

he only lost one fight

and that was with his best friend

a bottle of bourbon.