I’m the guy who ain’t been there

I’m the guy don’t like waiting in line.

I’m the guy who ain’t been there

if everybody else already done it.

I’m the guy not stuck in traffic.

I’m the one don’t go to the movie

that the critics like.

I’m the guy don’t like waiting in line.

I’m the guy don’t like waiting in line.

I’m the one won’t take no for an answer

if it’s something that I really want.

I’m the one still getting books at the library.

I’m the one who sobered up to raise his children.

I’m the one cutting back on coffee.

I’m the one who quit booze and cigarettes.