Let me tell you about all

the movies that I been in.

Well, I ain’t been in any, Mister,

but I could have been a star.

Well let me tell you about

all the plays I have written,

nah, I ain’t written a one.

Let me tell you about

all the tv shows that I starred in.

Wasn’t one. Not a one.

Now, let me tell you about

all the books I wrote…