Never

I will never write a novel.

I will never rob a bank.

I will never shoot a cop

in the head for being rude.

I will never steal watermelon.

I will never steal wallets,

women, or hotel rooms.

I will never steal liquor or dope.

I will never steal cars.

I will never break into houses.

I will hardly ever go to church.

I will never kiss a nun.

Mikel K