Braves Kommentary

Bummer. As you probably know by now, The Braves lost

to The Dodgers in game one of the playoffs. It was kind

of depressing to sit there and watch them get beat. As

usual, because I used to be a drunk, and it is my karma

payback, to have the loudest drunk in any crowd locate

himself in close proximity to me. This guy wouldn't sit

down and started standing right in front of. I finally yelled

at him and said, "Sit down, or get out of the way!" He got

out of the way, but never really left: he kept coming and

going and coming and fucking going. He was crocked.

But not as crocked as the guy who started a fight in the

stands up over our left shoulders. The fight got more

attention than the game for a minute or two. First there

was just a girl usher hollering up at the fighters, then

one security guy, then eight security guys, then three

city of Atlanta cops, two of whom escorted the drunk punk

out. He smiled as he left, thinking that all the applause

was for him, but it was really against him. Everybody

thought he was an asshole.

Go Braves!!                                                                 

It sucks that Zac Brown is singing the National Anthem,

tonight, before the Braves/Dodgers game, because Joan

and I won't be there. I am spoiled: I want to be at every

one of the playoff games. "Take me out to the ball game..."