Do ants take a poop or pee when they climb into your coffee

and die?

I used to never follow sports. I used to always think of sports

as the opiate of the masses, what they were feeding you to 

keep you from looking at what is really going on, like they used

to feed people to lions, in olden days,so everybody in the coliseum 

could watch.

But...this year I decided to follow The Braves and I had a lot of

fun doing it, so I have decided to kind of keep an eye on football,

primarily tuning into The Atlanta Falcons, cuz they are my hometeam,

and also looking sideways at college football, with primary interest

in my alma maters, Georgia State and Florida State. I do also look

to look in  see how Georgia, Florida, TCU, UCF, and Texas A&M are doing.

There is no Texas in me, starting with their Governor, but I liken Johnny Manziel to Pete Maravich and I used to dig the heck out of Pete.

I have become comfortably numb.