Armageddon

Armageddon

He had ten thousand cans of baked beans

and a loaded 45 in the closet and told

his wife that they were ready for the end

of the world. He took all his money out

of the bank and hid it under the mattress.

He paid up the newspaper subscription

for several years because he wanted to be

informed of what was going on while things

were going down. He had a multitude of

copies of his favorite movies stashed by the

TV in the living room. He put up a fence

around the yard and bought a couple of

Dobermans. He had his eye on an AK 47

and planned to place lots of ammo for his

guns in the house. He subscribed to Warrior

Magazine. He bought Army fatigues. He

stopped paying  his credit cards. He was

ready for the end.