I’ll take a hot dog with chili and coleslaw please

I’ll take a hot dog with chili and coleslaw please

I'm no social crusader.

I suck on Starbucks,

I seek discounts at Wal-Mart,

I drink bottled water,

from plastic containers.

I eat meat,

and I wear a leather jacket.

I guess that the people at

PETA are perfect; they point

their finger at most of us,

saying that we are not good

enough, that we are not as

good as them.

I'm not sure what else to say.

Jerry Falwell used to say that

I should live his way, too.