You can't piss on the grill, Morisson

You can't piss on the grill, Morisson

They've been driving the space shuttle drunk,
which should come as no surprise.
Why should astronauts be any different

than the rest of us?

A new study says that pot is bad for you.
Do you think that pot smokers will now

stop smoking it?

The turtles, the cats and the dogs
have all been fed, this morning;
Morisson took his morning piss
on the cover of the grill and got scolded.

We're down to one goldfish in the turtles' home.
We started with three.